Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

by mfdl September 25, 2010

BBQ Becky

A racist woman who called 911 for a few guys(black) grilling in an area she said was "illegal." She also called the police because a black cop pulled her over.

BBQ Becky just called the cops because this black guy just looked at his phone.

by Gays of Iran June 23, 2018

Becking

Becking" (verb) To use violent metaphors or make thinly-veiled suggestions of violence against opponents, while maintaining plausible deniability against charges of incitement

The timeline also unintentionally chronicles the becking of America, in which right-wing media personalities and lawmaker employ violent metaphors or thinly-veiled suggestions of violence to demonize their opponents.

Our country is, in a word, well and truly Becked.

by indolering January 10, 2011

Becky for Becky?

A girl sucking a male's penis for her to be aten out in return. or The other way around.

Hey, Becky for becky?

by kiiiiiii September 3, 2012

beckycake

Cake that looks like, and, makes people, throw-up

I threw-up nine times after i ate that beckycake

by ahertz December 14, 2008

beckwith

The surname of a man with a really nice booty and chiseled abs. He is also generally a social person with closet erotic tendencies that often include the use of chocolate sauce and whipped cream. He enjoys long phone conversations, motorcycles, and strip basketball

Did hear the crazy stuff that crazy guy did? He is such a Beckwith!

by Hilll January 6, 2008

beckman

a guy who says everyone else is on crack but in reality he's the one on crack...

beckman: OH jimmy your on crack

jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead

by willy martin October 24, 2008