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saggy beaver muffin

when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
by kayla frenner January 25, 2009
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Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole
The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole
by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009
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cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.
Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.
by bridgejlr December 21, 2010
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randy beaver

A randy beaver is a Horny vagina
by AssLads November 15, 2014
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Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.
Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!
by Thrasherff August 29, 2017
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Red Beaver

The sky was now clear and a deep cloudless blue that beckoned all eyes, eyes that had watched the willowy cosmic
dance of the moon of the stellar and lunar bodies, to stare out into depths, the moon had slid back to its place on the far
side of the sun, falling graciously away from the star it had but moments ago sought to cloud out and over shout. The
eclipse had ended, as all things must. The child, whose ragged red hair shimmered and waved in the wind, sat nimbly
in the beach’s sand looking at her crumbling castle with an oblivious contempt for all that had transpired in the heavens
up above not but moments ago. Her amorous agenda still had her by the hand, guiding her mind to some solution to the
creation of her miraculous castle. Her face scrunched up into the precocity of her concentration, with brows furrowed
and full lips pouting, as she settled into warm white sands rustling her toes and fingers bashfully. Was she wrong to
have combined the salty sea water with the sand? Did not the sea give the earthy sand form? Yes, she concluded, the
sea gives the earth form; the only reason why her castle had failed her was that she hadn’t got the mixture quite right,
not just yet at least. It would take time, as all things do.
by The Red Beaver January 4, 2019
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Bucket of Beaver Bait

A large ice-filled bucket one might have at a party or purchase at a bar filled with a variety of Bacardi Infused pre-mixed bottled beverages.
(To bartender) Two beers and one bucket of beaver bait if you please?
by lonestarrockstar May 20, 2011
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