Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit

Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit

by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010

osama's beard

when your pubic hairs are longer than your penis

shave osama's beard and your dick will look longer

by lawrence55rolb October 22, 2009

Turkey Beard

A woman's vagina with large flappy lips

That ladies turkey beard was wore out.

by Michael Fleis. July 16, 2008

Chin-Beard

A beard that remains completely contained within the chin area.

Check out that nice, small, properly shaven chin-beard!

by Beardman!!! July 4, 2010

arabian beard

The act of ejaculating on your partners chin while she's sleeping and then snipping your pubes onto her face so they stick and look like a beard.

I gave my bitch an arabian beard after i threw her down the stairs and knocked her out.

by SSK Sgt. Lemon July 20, 2008

spock's beard

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

by matt November 16, 2004

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 February 15, 2008