Barney

See Bill Gates

Bill Gates is Barney

by none of your goddam business July 3, 2003

barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.

"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.

by Xander Parkinson March 2, 2008

barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."

by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003

barndoorp

1) Someone who is a master in both ninjitsu and engineering.

1) Barndoorp PWNs.
2) That guy is almost as cool as barndoorp!

by Tojo-Mojo October 29, 2003

Barnes Y Nobles

This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)

42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?

41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?

by El Whys'ass February 27, 2011

Barney

Barney is the purple and green dinosaur that kids love.
It lies to kids about what life really is, telling them that if you sing it will all be okay, when, in reality, your dad is swearing all day because of work and your mom just got pregnant with the neighbors baby (just an example of real life).

Also, the kids show no individual personality, showing everyday kids that when you are older you should steal someone else's identity because its fun being like everyone else.
Barney is also calculated to be satan.
So next time you want something related to Barney, think twice before watch satan in act.

I have no examples, just the truth about barney.

by Gracie 1234567890 November 19, 2013

Burned that bridge when he crossed it

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.

After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.

by Jake Gogolinski September 19, 2015