Someone who attempts to be good in bed and covers up his emotions by sending dirty memes. Might send you a dick pic or two at inappropriate timing of the day to make sure you are reminded. Most of time French, straight and funny. Generally a great person and will make you laugh so hard you have cramps on your calf. . Happy to teach you marketing in return for sex. Keep this in mind next time you meet him as he can fool you with his dreamy and gentlemen look. In conclusion, a bad guy in a good way.
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Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
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