Lad Badge

When a Badger is with by the female of its species and changes from its usual self into a Lad.

dude, there's a lady. Dont go all Lad Badge on me

by Cameron Hunter July 2, 2011

no badges

When you are not known for doing something. So your are hit, predominately in the forehead, and someone yells "NO BADGES"

"No Badges!"

by cumrealstickyah February 4, 2018

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

vag badge

A badge gay men can proudly wear, once they have had sexual experiences with women.

"Greg is such a flamer... He doesn't even have his vag badge!"

by Joel67 August 12, 2008

Badger Biscuit

The conjieled and subsequently dried crumbs leftover from the act of giving an ethnic minority bird a badger.

Hey leona/meesha, i think you need to get in the shower, you're covered in badger biscuits, and you aint puttin them anywhere near my cup of tea!

by VV&V&sons January 1, 2007

Raging Badger

When haveing oral pleasure done to you. You force the the head on the head giving person all the way down to your sweaty balls, preceding to fucking them in the mouth till you blow your load in their throat.

"Josh Moore was being a little bitch, so I gave that fag a Raging Badger!"

by Uncle Mitchell November 16, 2004

Honey Badger

1. Quite simply, it refers to a girl giving oral sex: a blow job.
2. It can be used to refer to basically anything else you want it to. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, etc.
3. A beastly creature that murders all within its sight and does not die. Ever.

Logan: That bitch over there just gave me a honey badger.
Ray: Nice! I just got badgered by that one over there.

Garrett: I hate that girl, she's so annoying.
Gabe: Dude, she's such a honey badger.

Emily: What the honey badger!!!

by GGRLE April 19, 2011