burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.

Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.

by John Carstillon June 16, 2012

Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.

Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!

by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014

Burritonati

A secret society of cheap Mexican fast food restaurants. They are generally characterized by an orange sign and always have amazing food.

Guy 1: Have you been to that New Mexican restaurant?
Guy 2: Nah, but I heard it's really good. Have you been there yet?
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the best Mexican food I've ever tasted. It must be part of the Burritonati.

by Llamapocalypse March 29, 2014

Burrito

A fat blunt

Aye, wanna hit this burrito.

by irollburritos February 4, 2015

burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015