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Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
by S to the G August 29, 2008
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swift boat

To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.
ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.
by Bobby Farrelly August 28, 2006
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docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.
"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"
by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008
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Boat Butt

The unfortunate and highly painful feeling that builds in the posterior when one sits in a rowing shell for too long. The sensation is similar to sitting on a bed of needles or having your ass tasered. Possibly the most agonizing pain known to humankind after the 2k. One can also experience boat butt by spending too much time on an erg.
Rower: Dude, three hours on the water gave me the worst case of boat butt.
by Splunkin' April 18, 2010
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Fire Boat Armada

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.
My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.
by Murph 001 May 2, 2008
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rock your boat

To go do whatever it is that you like to do.
Go rock your boat and quit bothering me about it. If it feels go, do it.
by Hamms Purcell June 2, 2016
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boat race

as in shes got "harry" on her "boat" meaning she's got spunk on her face!
by Dannyboy December 2, 2003
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