August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

by Ayathecool May 31, 2021

August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 13, 2022

August 3rd

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!

by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

August 16th

Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.

They also give the best hugs and kisses.

“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”

by Soft Friend September 25, 2023