Augie Dog

A total bad-ass kind of guy. Very good looking and the epitome of cool...like in "Vanilla Ice" cool. You get goose bumps and aroused by the mere "thought" of his name. In the Thesaurus, the words Augie Dog are also paired with the words Dynamite, Chuck Norris, Shaft, Super Pimp, Hella Phat....(well, there are actually 97 more pages of paired words). You get the idea. Every young boy dreams of growing up to me an Augie Dog...word!

Do you think Jesus wears a "WWADD" bracelet?

Augie Dog once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".

OMG! OMG! OMG MOM!!!!! I just heard someone say the words "AUGIE DOG!!" MOM!!!!!!!

Sir, sorry, this is "invitation only." Oh, I am so sorry, did you just say you knew Augie Dog? Well, why didn't you say so?

by Howie H February 6, 2010

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Augusta, GA

Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.

Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.

by FarmFresh August 9, 2009

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august 10

People born on this date is really annoying. But sometimes they actually care about you, and then 10 seconds later they will do anything to annoy the hell out of you.

Best friend: Ouch, I hit myself. People born on august 10th: are you okay??- Ten seconds later: *hits* *teases* hahah ur a dumbass.

by berthathepigeon June 21, 2021

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Augusta, GA

Also known as Disgusta, a very boring place where the people who live there have nothing to do but look forward to getting invited to Putt-Putt parties. Around Masters Season all the people who live there have to deal with traffic and can never step out until it's safe. The best thing you can do is look at overpriced things in the mall and go downtown. If you're a criminal, then trust me you have a variety of hotels to hide in. Every road has churches, hotels, and restaurants. Unless you're a heavy praiser of Jesus who likes to sleep at a hotel every night and eat at any local restaurant, then there's no reason to come live here willingly.

The Masters is held at Augusta, GA every year, the only exciting thing that Augusta itself has going for it.

by Augusta Civillian August 24, 2018

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Augusta, GA

A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.

"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."

by BIG KENT April 12, 2016

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