Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

Assessitation

The assessment of a situation

*A girl sees a brother and sister holding hands and sharing ice cream in the park and thinks they are dating*

The girls assessitation of the brother and sister is incorrect

by SpookyScaryGames August 14, 2024

assassee

A person who has been assassinated.

The assassin assassinated the assassee.

We have a sort of assassin/assassee relationship.

by Agent 47’s younger sister February 4, 2024

assassinAXD

he IS very bootiful and likes to lay videos games like : hentai mindsweeper.

lewis : want to sex?
assassinAXD : no hentai mindsweeper

assassinAXD : i love HENTAI

by assassinAXD November 20, 2023

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

Assistants

1. Plural of assistant.

2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.

1. My assistants helped me with my work.

2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.

by Pixel_Representation December 2, 2023

Assassin's Nigga

Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.

Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'

by The Big Black Daddy December 5, 2023