Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003
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Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
by Dat_Fuze June 1, 2011
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Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
by Scotsdave April 2, 2006
Get the Arse Hair Demon mug.#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.
#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.
#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.
e.g. 1
Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"
e.g. 2
Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."
e.g. 3
Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"
Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"
e.g. 2
Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."
e.g. 3
Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"
by Han :) March 25, 2010
Get the Up Your Arse! mug.A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
by rudiruu August 8, 2009
Get the Illegitimate Arse Cancer mug.jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse
adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite
adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite
by wodawick November 22, 2009
Get the Golf Ball Arse mug.some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.
by blooter September 24, 2005
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