Alice

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's intelligent and appears quiet until you uncover the real Alice. She is a throw back sex demon who will take you by surprise. She's a sensitive person but treat her right and she'll treat you right ;)

That Alice is such a nerd! ... Me: if only you knew

by Mr Creme Egg March 5, 2013

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

the alien

Pushing your testes into your stomach, as the eyes, while pulling your penis downwards as the face.

I showed Shirley the alien.

by john boner August 22, 2006

Alice

Alice. The one who see's all. Be very wary of this one (has great attention to detail when it comes to people and how they interact with other people. She knows what's going on. She is very funny, smart, crazy, photogenic, beautiful, generous, honest, cute and fun. She LOVES ANIME to the point of addiction. She is a real keeper, once you find an Alice your XP points are boosted up to 1000 (in other words she is one in a million). She is quite quirky which adds to her charm. Blue eye's, blonde hair she is adorable. Boys all swoon and they think "Whose that chick?" Everywhere she goes she catches eyes. She reminds you of a cat. Random!! She will not judge you, she is the perfect person to talk to, if you want someone to listen. She will support you and help you through tough times. If anyone messes with her she'll knock their lights out.

Overall fantastic buddy to have by your side : D

Everyone likes her. Except for the people who do not except weird. But she kicks there ass so.................

ALICE FOR THE WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
<3

Random old lady: Hello there deary, would you like to meet all of my cats?
Alice: *In her head* ah why is this old lady talking to me? *Out loud* yer sure?

Guy at the shops: Hey there, I have noticed you around here. I took note of you because your the only young person I've really seen around

by DayDreamer96 November 4, 2012

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

alice

a girl who is... kind, loving, amazing, nice, pretty, magnificent sporty, dazzling, lovely, wonderful, interesting, funny, graceful, stunning, radiant, shy...

of COURSE!!!

PERFECT! ;)

i do not have one :( sorry alice

by LINK!! :P November 28, 2012

Alice

Alice is a cow who wants to kill her brother and takes too much pictures and smells and annoying

Alice is a cow

by Hehdhbdbev November 15, 2019