Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.

My best friend is Albert and I love him.

by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023

Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.

Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)

by idk30 November 26, 2023

albertonio

Albertonio is the one ginger kid who moved here a few yrs back, he's ginger but he's chil.

"yo wingerfit, you're kinda cool. u rly an albertonio kinda dude"

by queefgobbler420 December 10, 2023

albatrocity

The merging of words albatross and atrocity. A never ending omen or curse, or a historical account of an event, that sticks to the party or group, tribe, clan, country or government, or particular administration, prime minister, President, chancellor, or dictator, who has committed, endorsed, ordered, and or carried out an atrocity on its own people, or its own subjects who speak out against, or resists it’s rule, and as a response, commits those acts within its own designation of authority or jurisdiction.

Israel’s war crimes against all Palestinians has caused world perceptional shift towards albatrocity, which challenges long-held doctrine that Jews are Gods chosen people, and therefore one is questioning validity of the Bible, or worse, the validity of the God.

by jocklondon May 4, 2024

albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024

Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Alberta Bronck Buster

When you're giving it to her doggy style and she's almost there. You bend over, wrap your arms around her and grab a breast in each hand. Then you whisper in her ear "damn girl, your pussy's fabulous. Almost as great as {Her best friend/sister/mother's name}. Squeeze tight and try to hold on for 8 seconds! Yeehaw!

Dude. I gave Cara the old Alberta bronck Buster last night. Only made it 5 seconds...

by YEG_not my real name September 7, 2024