fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 2, 2023

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

uranium fuel rods

something you should it

ur mom: I GOT SOME URANIUM FUEL RODS!!!!!11!!!
son: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!11!!!!11!!!

by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022

Hot Rod

the replacement for Optimus prime, and almost never dies

Hot rod, Jazz is slacking off with bumblebee

by Oololoiajakakk April 14, 2021

Sheep, Boat, End Rod

3 Completely unrelated items found in the popular game Minecraft

He had a sheep, boat, end rod. I had no idea what his plans were.

by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013