Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025

Avalanche Rod

A fishing rod found in the northern expedition.

I just got the Avalanche Rod!!

by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025

Lead rod

A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout

Man that thing is a lead rod!

by Mernuckle March 20, 2019

D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman

I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.

by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025