Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

November 9

This day is nationally, slap 5 of Your close friends every time you see them.

YOU:Wassup

THEM: sup
YOU:( slap)
THEM :why
YOU:November 9

by anonymous November 8, 2020

december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020

9/11

buzzkill; when you are high, something hits you, no longer high

Was high as balls, then Caleb called and 9/11'ed me with some bullshit

by 666tacos September 11, 2020

november 9

Ask your crush out day, or get slapped upside the head

You: Hey
Crush: Hey
You: Its November 9 and I really like you do you wanna date?
Crush: Yes

by Rentmice November 8, 2020

Phase 9

Primarily in Military context. The state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/IET training. Typically started by the soldier's significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they're gone.

Soldier 1: Dude, I just got Phase 9'd by that bitch.

Soldier 2: For real?

Soldier 1: Yeah man, not cool.

by Charyn September 19, 2010