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1 = 2

The person before made a mistake in their proof.
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
So far so good.
4.5. x = (y + x)(y - x)/(y - x) is what they did to get to step 5, which says:
5. x = y + x

This is wrong though. since x = y, y -x = 0, and so you can't divide by y - x.
Anyone who says 1 = 2 is wrong.

1 != 2
by mathisfun March 17, 2008
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January 2

The day that god put the best people on earth but have really small fucking dicks
God: I put you on this earth on January 2 the best day ever
Ollie: why tf is my dick so small
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Hummer 2

Not a real Hummer, this one is for rich people (usually women) who think they can be cool.
It gets an amazing 12 mpg, and you wonder why the gas prices are so high?
You got a Hummer 2? hahahha
by Mecal May 31, 2004
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Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.
Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*
by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018
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V-2

Noun (abbreviation): a sub-orbital, intermediate range ballistic missile carrying an explosive warhead, officially known (in German) as "Vergeltungswaffe 2" (Eng. trans: "Vengeance weapon 2"), deployed by Nazi Germany against Britain and other Allied European nations beginning in September of 1944, and continuing until the cessation of its production in March, 1945.
"The V-2 was Hitler's last hope to stave off defeat, but his scientists were unable to develop a nuclear warhead which could be delivered to London, or multiple rocket staqes which could have placed Washington, D.C. within reach of the weapon."
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2 Genders

There is Only 2 genders, nothing more, nothing less, the rest are mere mental disorders
Retard: 89 GENDAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: There are only 2 genders lmao
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2 Step

To jet/dip/evade a problematic situation with haste and urgency.
1. Shit boi, I jus' laid down the law on that wasteman but he ain't movin for shit, man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out looking fresh like I ent got a clue what went down.
by Alski007 February 21, 2009
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