my spoon is too big

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

Flag

Get the my spoon is too big mug.

big fat fish balls

my mate malachie's fish was called that.

big fat fish balls wuz here

by jamieweal July 15, 2020

Flag

Get the big fat fish balls mug.

Big Boy Brain Smart

the smartest of them all

joe is the big boy brain smart of us all

by big boy football fan November 1, 2019

Flag

Get the Big Boy Brain Smart mug.

Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

Flag

Get the Praying to the Big White Telephone mug.

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020

Flag