The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.
After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.
by Neb Som February 24, 2017
The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis
Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
by The Poonado Perpetrator May 09, 2024
by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
by uNiCoRnLooP April 02, 2016
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
"man you have some wizard dog".
by campbell rees October 15, 2008
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023
Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection
My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog
by aqua bandit August 19, 2024