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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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slobber face

when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.
brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
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Fuck face

Awhhh man those fuck faces rejected my definition!
by Frankthemannie833 August 12, 2016
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On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).
If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.
by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021
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serious face ๐Ÿ˜

โ€œI am gay cuhโ€
โ€œSeriously???โ€
โ€œYuh, serious face ๐Ÿ˜โ€
by onjah12345 November 25, 2021
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Yueng Face

Term used after consuming multiple Yuengling beers which may lead to intoxication
Getting my Yueng Face on tonight with the Boys!!

Yuengling Now. Yueng Face later.
by D.L. Yuengling August 6, 2011
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