Pulling a Telmuun

Never making a move, while having a whole month to do so.

Smexy man: "Ahh, stop texting her! Just tell her u like her and quit pulling a Telmuun!"

Telmuun: "What? That's not a thing."

Smexy man: "Uh, I'm Telmuun. I never make a move, and I don't know what to do with 1 month to ask someone out"

by Smexy Man 2 March 31, 2024

Pulling a Forrest

Keep your friends waiting for you in vain. A friend promising to meet at a certain time and after many hours being late canceling in a lame text message.

Person 1: Let's all meet at 12 pm for lunch
Person 2: Sounds great see you in a bit.
.....
.....
Many hours after 12 pm
Person 1: Sorry i could not make it , but I love you guys.

Person 2: Dude that is so lame, you are pulling a Forrest on us. Not cool!

by Orbanviktor July 22, 2021

Pull a Clinton

Donate used underwear for tax deductions

I donated a lot of clothes to charity, but I didn’t pull a Clinton.

by MzDB August 29, 2018

Pull a Grant

When a "not so popular" guy uncontrollably ejaculates in their pants. Normally when a nice looking girl is talking to them, or even near them.

-Oh man, did you see that freshman totally Pull a Grant when Chrystal walked past?
-Haha, what a loser!

by It'sAsatchel February 5, 2010

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

Pulling a Lia

When you pull on the cock of someone named Lia

Lia: owwwwww (says lia while grabbing her cock in pain)
Other: What happened???
(Lia points to a man)
Other: oh he’s pulling a Lia

by Fart-fart-fart February 16, 2024

Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend

B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me

by XXX_unkown_lol September 21, 2018