Trumped a bullet

past tense Trumped a bullet.

idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.

Man, I almost got into a major car accident just now, but somehow I got around it totally unscathed.

Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.

by ArchitectOfTheApocalypse July 19, 2024

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023

National Send Buldge Pic Day

On December 31st, send a picture of your bukdge to you lover.

Lover: “Hey bae, its December 31st, you know what that means”

Man: “Its National Send Buldge Pic Day isn’t it?”

Lover: “Sure is, go ahead and send it now!”

by Jeromey romey rome December 30, 2023

San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!

Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!

by tjkhlt January 31, 2024

Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot

fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi

by superniggaballs November 16, 2023

international day of bullying Jay

International day of messing around with people called Jay.
November 17!

“People were messing around with me all day!”
“What’s your name?”
“Jay, why?”
“Todays international day of bullying Jay”
“Ah”

by JayJay$ November 17, 2023