Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019

Dog Doors

A derogatory term for a loose vagina.

Becky, keep your legs closed, your dog doors are flapping in the wind!

by Onegirltwopups April 5, 2022

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Dogs

Breasts

Jenny got her dogs out last night, can't take her anywhere

by Grumlykar December 30, 2022

Hot dog buns

The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.

That chick totally has some hot dog buns!

by gothbrat May 2, 2017