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your mom's pussy 

Where I was last night.
Haha, you just been OWN3D.

Your Mom 

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.
"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."
Your Mom by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Your ex boyfriend 

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama

Your Soul 

Your soul is a representation of your:

1. Thoughts
2. Emotions
3. Desires
4. Spiritual Growth
5. Intuition
6. Wisdom
7. Knowledge

When we lose our way, we become uneasy and off balance. It's normal to question who you are and where you're going. Don't give up. Take the path less traveled on your journey and you shall find great peace within. It might not be an easy road, but it's worth the reward. 🙃

Question everything. Get to the truth of who you are at your core. And if on your path, you change your beliefs when presented with more information... That's alright.👌💪🤔 That's a sign of a healthy, intelligent brain. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

.... It's never too late to be what you might have been ....
You illuminate the darkness with your soul. Don't dim your light for anyone.....

Who are you when no 1 is looking?
Your Soul by Buzz.Buzz. October 30, 2022

your retarded 

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009