three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021

FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE

When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.

Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.

by PSPkid April 14, 2021

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Wipe Hype

It is the sense of euphoria a Rust player receives when they know Thursday wipe is coming in a few days, or even a few hours.

Justin: GUYS, WIPE IS IN 3 MINUTES, GET IN THE QUEUE!

Zack: LETSSS GOOO WIPE HYPE!!!!

by Slap snack god June 15, 2022

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

Rogue Wiping

To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.

One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.

Man my ass was so sweaty, I had to do some serious rogue wiping.

by suppertv October 27, 2020