Windows Vista

IS SHIT! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill!

Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.

by somebody has the same name as me so i have to write this. December 14, 2008

windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.

Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

windows

An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%

I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)

by omgsandwich June 30, 2007

Alaskan wind tunnel

a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.

Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.

by NobodyWest July 28, 2016

Grass widow

When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

For years, Katie Moreland didn't tell her only son Meredith, that his father didn't in fact die. Lane Moreland didn't want to bear the responsibility of raising a family so young, so he packed up his stuff and left, leaving Katie a grass widow.

by Babydoll75 April 2, 2019

wind tunnel

when you lick someone's anus, then that person farts in your mouth, then you suck in that fart and blow it back in their face.

I tried to give Lauren a wind tunnel but then she shit in my mouth!!!

by g. janssen January 23, 2008