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self depression

when ur like depressed but u don’t really know why u just are
by alivie February 6, 2022
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self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
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self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!
Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.
by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023
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self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache
I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez
by CKFun February 11, 2004
mugGet the self sanchezmug.

self conny

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"
by J4ckNZ June 10, 2017
mugGet the self connymug.

self-lick

having oral sex with my with my own male
member.
if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.
by andyheadinsky February 10, 2003
mugGet the self-lickmug.

Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George
Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.
by Emeasoba George June 9, 2018
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