Wet Gumbo

Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.

After I racked all those Cisco routers, I gave that security woman the wet gumbo.

by therealwetgumbo August 31, 2016

wet grape

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you

Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape

by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021

wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.

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by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013

the wet seagull

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day

"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."

by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012

Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

Wet Flip

Getting up to flip a vinyl record to its other side during sex

Last night when Maddy and I were having sex I had to get up and do a wet flip.

by swissinnnng December 5, 2011