Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 9, 2018

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

Water cup

A restaurant item used to drink not water but is used to drink fountain drinks. This beverage is perfect for those who don’t wanna spend the extra $3

Cashier: would u like a drink?
Me: no I will take a water cup

by Bawston69 November 23, 2019

holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019