The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
by combatstig March 15, 2009
Get the Wank Bladdermug. Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...
by jazrowjo August 3, 2009
Get the Commando wankmug. Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.
Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018
Get the Wank-Stainsmug. To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015
Get the frosty wankmug. Using the 'Force' to elicit free goods fom a person or persons/business or otherwise. The duplicit nature will often invoke an orgasm of the mind.
Bernard just got that squid for free! Colin Kemp: Its not a squid its powdered, but yeah it was free i force-wanked him.
How the bollocks did you do that? Force Wanking Doh!!...
How the bollocks did you do that? Force Wanking Doh!!...
by councilor colin kemp January 19, 2012
Get the Force Wankingmug. The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
*air-wank*
Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
Get the Air-wankmug. When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
Get the wank shankmug.