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Auction Wank

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
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frosty wank

To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.

Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.

Joe: I'll bang it harder then
by ThisUsernameWasTaken December 14, 2015
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Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015
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Wank tomb

A secluded place where one goes to browse porn and masturbate. One will often not emerge for some time. Sometimes referred to as a ‘Man Cave’.
I’ve just lost my job so I spend most of my days sealed in my wank tomb.
by Napoledan September 2, 2018
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Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018
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wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!
by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
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wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.
-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.
by Skinner413 October 11, 2013
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