Legend has it that the mythical instrument, wanlodica, was created by the great Wan lo, and therefore named after His lustrous sovereignty. Playing the wanlodica may grant marvellous powers, such as the ability to reflect light sources with incredible efficiency and accuracy, to absorb energy from light and then discharge it at will, and splendid riches of a monthly few thousand HKD. These amazing features, however, do come with side effects that hinder the wanlodica's full potential, like gradual loss of hair and incapability of English speech.
Use at your own risk.
Use at your own risk.
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Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
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( also known as mint cock )
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That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
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probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
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