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Wanlodica

Legend has it that the mythical instrument, wanlodica, was created by the great Wan lo, and therefore named after His lustrous sovereignty. Playing the wanlodica may grant marvellous powers, such as the ability to reflect light sources with incredible efficiency and accuracy, to absorb energy from light and then discharge it at will, and splendid riches of a monthly few thousand HKD. These amazing features, however, do come with side effects that hinder the wanlodica's full potential, like gradual loss of hair and incapability of English speech.
Use at your own risk.
A: Should we play the wanlodica?
B: I should think not.
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Sex Wank

Masturbating over sex you have recently had.
"Got some action last night boys!"
"Nice, going to have a sex wank?"
"Already have."
by Knutt November 26, 2009
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Central Wank

The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
Matt: Mother Nature...

Stephen: The ultimate MILF.

Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.
by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012
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Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.
by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012
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toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015
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Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.
by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016
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Hairy Wang

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.
Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!
by HarambeIsAlive December 6, 2016
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