Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.

Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.

by libertyprime1 November 6, 2021

VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.

How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.

by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.

She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.

by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024