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Unicorn

"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
by Pear's Megzo January 11, 2014
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Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."
by Khagreytits September 2, 2014
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Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.
"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."
by BigSondra December 9, 2010
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Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
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unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
You just got unicorned!!!!
by yay asians October 21, 2011
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Social Unicorn

A term used to describe someone who is extremely social. Similar to Social Butterfly, but takes it a step higher and has better relationships with way more people, such as Jado.
Michael : How many people are you talking to?
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.
by Senor rita October 21, 2010
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Unicorn

A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School
Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that
by Eddie10 July 20, 2010
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