Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.

Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.

by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022

Uncle from another world

Oh my God! This show is hilarious!

Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”

Hym “What!?”

Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”

Hym “WHAT!?”

Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”

Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”

by Hym Iam November 18, 2022

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009