Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
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Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
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Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.
Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.
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Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019
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third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".
When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.
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half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.
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