slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.

Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.

by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers

The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches

by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

Turkey leg

(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable

Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.

by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021