A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)
by LordJenal May 14, 2022
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Smack it flat

1) To handle a situation or complete a task with the utmost proficiency and vigor.

2) To act instinctually and swiftly without overthinking.

3) To deliver an exceptional performance without an exceptional ego.

4) Often used to describe creative and improvisational problem solving.

5) To make or play a vinyl record

6) To disrupt, disprove or debunk a common believe from an authoritarian or status-quo source

7) To flatten an object or surmount a task
My favorite stand-up comedian came to town, smacked it flat and left the crowd gasping.

The DJ smacked it flat and had everyone on the dance floor the whole night!

You wouldn't really guess it but that guy smacks it flat on guitar, keys, bass and drums.

After much making eyes and flirting we finally left the the party to smack it flat!
by Thehappinessenabler December 06, 2023
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B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021
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Nat flat

A natural flat bar found in a public area
Lets skate downtown, i know some good nat flats.
by LKSLKJDSLKDSDFLKJ January 07, 2010
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flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers
Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?
by Mini Gu August 25, 2008
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Flat fatty

A girl who despite being fat is also flat. E40 Fat flatty
See e40 over there? Flat fatty is shaken that ass.
by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas March 19, 2016
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Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.
"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner
by Brizon August 07, 2010
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