A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

by cryo-kun April 25, 2021

To perform menial or trivial services for one's superiors, with the implication that the agent is capable of doing nothing more significant.
Alderman "X" does not seem concerned with his constituents; what he does best is haul water for the administration.
by al-in-chgo July 23, 2016

by loolapeereek April 23, 2018

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

A misunderstood minecraft animal God
His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.
Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;
His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.
Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;
by delightfulrainbow205 August 16, 2019

It is the pre-cum
by Wizard Acrobat February 9, 2017
