Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.

Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.

by Zorack911 January 12, 2011

Looka text

A text sent through iMessage that exceeds the 18,996 max character limit, thus causing an arrow to appear which expands the message into a text reader rather than iMessage.

This crazy bitch is blowing up my phone. She won't stop sending me Looka texts. It's like reading a novel.

by Chesterhhhhhhhh June 9, 2017

Texting whore

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice

are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

by stop that whore April 9, 2012

Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012

text blank

When you accidentally send a blank text message.

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.

by the female gamer July 13, 2009

Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc

by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010