Billy The Fridge

A mythilogical beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong.

"Billy the fridge is a mythological beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong."

by Cinderblock Garden September 21, 2016

off with the fairies.

Used to describe people who are daydreaming, mentally unsound, not in touch with reality or incapacitated by alcohol or drugs.

Andy: "Aye look at Joe staring into space!"
Kris: "Yeah he's always off with the fairies."

by FathomOne April 14, 2014

Raidin' the frizzle

1. Runnin' up in yo friend's place and grabbin some delicious treats out of the frizzle.

Hey, yestaday I ran up into Jaspo's and raided his frizzle. THAT ISHT was DELICIOUS!

by Jaspo February 23, 2004

the fuck

A modifier used to intensify a command. Slightly more powerful than "your ass." Appending "bitch" onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power.

From most polite to most offensive/aggressive:
"Please sit down if you would be so kind."
"Sit down, please."
"Sit down."
"Sit your ass down!"
"Sit the fuck down!"
"Sit the fuck down, bitch!"

by Nick D May 22, 2006

shut the fup

an abbreviation of the exclamation, "Shut the fuck up!" Used to silence a loud and/or obnoxious person. Unlike the unabbreviated phrase, may be used in front of children or proper individuals without offense.

After several requests for silence, Tom turned to his fellow parishioner exclaiming, "Shut the fup! I'm trying to listen to the sermon!"

by gmoney63 April 5, 2007

The Frying Man

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.

"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"

by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009

The Food Reviewer

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.

A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"

by noap July 4, 2012