Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005

butt snake

A penis that is used in most part for breaching the anal cavity.

I slammed that broad's poo hole with my butt snake!

by Uberpimp March 18, 2005

snakebit

Unable to win at poker at a particular venue.

Even holding an ace-high flush I was busted by a full house. I'm snakebit at this table.

by RotSman September 13, 2006

snakebite

Illeagal potent alcoholic drink containing cider, lager and blackcurrent, has been know to severely lower inhibitions and subsequent morning after defleaing

ten snakebites later and the local swampdonkey began to look like an appealing option

by Dave and Lindsay June 4, 2003

snake attack

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party

Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.

by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008

Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.

Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise

by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011

snake the drain

For a lady to trim ones pubes. To remove the hair from the hole.

"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."

by riot becky March 14, 2015