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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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Sperm Whale

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
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sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.
Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?
by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024
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Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide
by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025
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