Schwerm-sperm

Schwerm sperm, shwerm sperm. When a man eats shoarma, and later cums in a girls' mouth, and the spices, heavily used in middle eastern cuisine have made their way into the male ejaculate, so it is rich with spices such as cumin.

your cum tastes like shoarma, you got schwerm-sperm!

by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

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Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.

Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.

by Pat gently June 7, 2023

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sperm loogie

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie

God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu

by dong in a thong October 10, 2016

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wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person

When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere

by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018

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sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

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