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portugeuse sperm bank

a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)
i met a girl at the bar last night, when i took her home I gave her the portugeuse sperm bank.
by seeper27 December 20, 2009
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Sperm Count

When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
by BWDAGM May 8, 2010
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sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
by Niggadicks July 3, 2006
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Sperging out

Behaving like someone with Asperger's syndrome, or needing to go home and shut yourself off from all human contact for a while.
This party is way too crowded. I feel like going home and sperging out for a while.
by Howdykitty January 16, 2011
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The Sperm Whaler

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 22, 2008
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Sperd

Person 1: I love to play FOOTBALL, but then i also love to play Computer games!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
by cooopey(: July 16, 2010
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schleprock sperm

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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