a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)
by seeper27 December 20, 2009
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Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
by BWDAGM May 8, 2010
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A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
Jason: fr0ffle
by Niggadicks July 3, 2006
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by Howdykitty January 16, 2011
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(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 22, 2008
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Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
by cooopey(: July 16, 2010
Get the Sperd mug.Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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