Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

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Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

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Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

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salty abe

A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason

Often given to strippers

I gave that stripper a salty abe

by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

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Solaya

A Solaya is a stubborn girl and doesn't really like to talk and really likes art she's very funny and the BEST at giving advice and will be there to hold you up when no one is there she loves to talk and talk she'll talk to you for hours and hours and she gets along with boys more than girls.

sam "OH damn there's my best friend Solaya!"

by Bob of the jo April 5, 2019

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