smurfs

meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth

guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need

by domingo_girl August 18, 2011

Smuff

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )

A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...

by akaSMG February 28, 2011

Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

by Meddi January 20, 2009

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004