love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)

Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.

by mikeymisfitstee February 17, 2017

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

Smell O'Gram

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"

My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.

by theliberatedpeoplesofcornholeo August 26, 2010

smells like grilled cheese

It’s unpleasant.

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

by Greenlowtops July 31, 2023

Smell ye mar

Smell your mother

Oi ye div smell ye mar

by Mark connolly May 6, 2022

spice-smelling

A cis-het-man who uses so much perfume he basically stinks like he bathed in hundreds of spices, which just don’t fit. He does that so get a womans attention and is very creepy while doing that. He usually gets rejected and can’t take the rejection so he gets aggressive or just shamelessly rude.

1. That creepy MF dude is very spice-smelling.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.

by Turtle lover3000 October 17, 2021