Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by anonymous September 21, 2020

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020

Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing

Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020

Shrek

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

Shrek

a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏

shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae

by shronkisking August 31, 2020