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shint

the mix of crap and mint that one smells on certain hospital floors.
The nurse thought she was doing her colleagues a favor, but when she was done the hallway smelt like shint.
by AC in SF December 12, 2007
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Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.
'John, you're as thick as two shits'
by Shmopho September 1, 2008
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run me my shits

Basically when two people are having a confrontation and one of them wants to fight, they will say "run me my shits". It's a long way around just saying "fight me right now".
Bob fucks Jim's girlfriend*
Bob: Bro I didn't mean to fuck her

Jim: Run me my shits
They proceed to fight*
by The passion of the christ February 5, 2017
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the shins

by Marialejandra March 6, 2007
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shinise

Shinise means to smile even in thunderstorm, she's the warm cup of hot cocoa when it's cold and frozen out. She is the fantasy of a woman men pray for but always pass up. "Neese "(a nickname) is by far one of the most trustworthy people you'll ever meet , a true ride or die , a true partner in crime, the definition of a wife. She brings death to life , always making bad thoughts into good times.
Friend: Shinise! !? Am I turtle enough to be a ninja turtle? ? Hahahaha

Shinise : (laughing uncontrollably with you )
by AJaye_Ghost January 7, 2017
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shinesty

Willard's shinesty was the stuff of legend. He managed to lead his people with the simple clearing of his throat. His closest contacts always knew to never bother him with superfluous gatherings. Everything Willard did had a point to it, which was the only way to get him to speak.
by gamalam December 29, 2021
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Fifty shits

a term describing (but not limited to) the amount of shits that a single pizza delivery driver can possibly be on.
"Fifty Shits, never failing to be on the 50 shits"
"If anyone is on some shit it's you, I'm not on any shits"
"you must be on 50 shits"
by juaqeen November 30, 2011
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